Set Phasers to Pun: 35 Star Trek Puns and Dad Jokes to Beam You Up

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John Summers • Contributor
Mar 27, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

Prepare to embark on a pun-filled journey to the final frontier with our collection of 35 Star Trek puns and dad jokes that are sure to make even the most stoic Vulcan crack a smile. Whether you're a captain of comedy or just a crew member looking for some laughs, these puns and jokes are the perfect way to add a little humor to your starship's daily log.

From clever wordplay that would impress even Data to groan-worthy dad jokes that could make Worf facepalm, we've got a galaxy of giggles for Trekkies of all ages. So, engage your sense of humor, set your phasers to 'fun,' and get ready to explore strange new worlds of wit and wordplay. Who knows, you might just find that laughter is the best way to boldly go where no one has gone before!

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  • 01
    Ihave a riddle for you, Captain... What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? I have no idea, Mr. Mot A Barber-queue!
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  • 02
    Hey, Paul.... What material is a clown's outfit made from? No idea. ந A Polyjester.
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  • 03
    I have a riddle for you, Lieutenant... What do you call an invisible droid? I have no idea. See-through PO
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  • 04
    FOR KEIKO'S BIRTHDAY I GOT HER SOME MORE BEADS FOR HER ABACUS. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT.
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  • 05
    YOU CERTAINLY PICKED THE BEST TIME OF DAY TO GO TO THE DENTIST WHAT TIME IS THAT? TOOTH-HURTY, OF COURSE "
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  • 06
    When I was younger I applied for a job hypnotizing chickens Hypnotizing chickens??? But I failed the hen-trance exam Photo talks for Android
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  • 07
    I ORIGINALLY WANTED TO NAME HIM "FIVE MILES" THAT'S AN ODD NAME FOR A DOG SO I COULD SAY THAT I WALK FIVE MILES EVERY DAY
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  • 08
    Someone stole my coffee cup yesterday... Really? Yes, I spent this morning in Odo's office looking at mugshots. FUNNIES You're kidding, right?
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  • 09
    Captain Kink Man Myth Legend If I combine the DNA of a possum, a billy goat and a manatee... Would that be a possibility? Captain Kink Man Myth Legend
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  • 10
    I heard Eddington's wife divorced him because he only had 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant. wwww
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  • 11
    Hmmmm. Two antennas got married. I bet the reception was amazing. Riken's Beand Riken's Beand BEEE
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  • 12
    Tried to make up a tree pun at a party last night. What'd you say? Nothing, I was stumped. FUNNIES
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  • 13
    No. 1, last night, I watch a movie about the man who founded the U-Haul company. Did you enjoy it? It was a moving experience. FUNNIES
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  • 14
    STAR TREK JELLICO I'm reading a great book about a 4.4 lb. bird. It's called "Two Kilo Mockingbird." Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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  • 15
    Hey Chief.... Why did the tomato blush? I don't know, why? EJ'SMEMES Because it saw the salad dressing.... THE TREK MEMES
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  • 16
    STAR TREK JELLICO If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" And then there'd be another and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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  • 17
    I LIKE TO HAVE DISCUSSIONS WITH MY COWS. HOW ARE THE CONVERSATIONS? MOODY. 11
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  • 18
    I heard you fell face first into some bushes. Riken's Beand Riken's Beand Oh yeah. Total face plant.
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  • 19
    Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a costume party as a jigsaw puzzle piece? No. I had to leave.... I just didn't fit in.
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  • 20
    What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest? A hungry Hungary Hippo.
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  • 21
    Why not, Jim? I've decided not to renew my prescription glasses, Bones. I've seen enough.
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  • 22
    Where did I leave my other shoe? Riken's Beand I guess I have some sole searching to do. Riken's Beard
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  • 23
    I'm aggravated. I can't remember how to fix a hole in a sock. Darn it. Riken's Beand Riken's Beand Exactly, isn't it just so frustrating?!
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  • 24
    STARFLEET ASKED ME TO STUDY THIS SPECIMEN FROM A SPECIES THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BODY OR A NOSE EFFE WHAT ARE THEY CALLED? NOBODY KNOWS TAXE
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  • 25
    I'm taking 3 months off to finish my novel. Riken's Beand I didn't even know you were.... I'm a very slow reader. Riken's Beand
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  • 26
    I've always wondered, Constable...what's the hardest part about being a Changeling? www Picking my nose.
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  • 27
    CONSTABLE, WHAT PROGRESS ARE YOU MAKING ON THE ABDUCTION? THE KIDNAPPERS LEFT A NOTE. I SENT IT TO THE LAB. THEY'RE DEMANDING A MILLION BARS OF GOLD PRESSED LATINUM. WHY WOULD THE LAB DEMAND A MILLION BARS OF GOLD PRESSED LATINUM?
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  • 28
    My therapist says I'm obsessed with revenge. I'll show him.
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  • 29
    My first apartment only had a 4 foot high ceiling. Riken's Beand I couldn't stand living there. Riken's Beand
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  • 30
    I have a joke for you, Data... What's a physicist's favourite snack? I have no idea, Professor. Fission chips. 000
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  • 31
    HOG-ALL HIGHCLL NX-01 NX-01 Hey, T'Pol... Why do Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs? 3333 Because they're Inca hoots.
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  • 32
    Did I tell you I bought a new tank for my fish, Number One? It was a complete waste. They have no idea how to drive it.
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  • 33
    As Chief of Security, crimes in turbo lifts disturb me the most. It's wrong on so many levels.
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  • 34
    300> IF YOU WANT TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS, COMMANDER, I WOULD RECOMMEND THE DOLLY PARTON DIET. JOE FROM SECURITY JUST USED IT. IT MADE JOE LEAN, JOE LEAN, JOE LEAN.
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  • 35
    FUNNIES Did you know hippies make good accountants? 5. CYTREK Because they are from a counter-culture. No, why?
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